• Most people don't realize that if you take two large pieces of coral, painted brown, and attached to his skull with common wood screws can make a child look like a deer!

 

• People that pick on other people for the fun of it might be suffering from a low self-esteem of depression themselves!

 

• If a standard guitar has five of less strngs but six of more tuners, you are probably missing some strings!

 

• KoRn didn't invent the 7 string guitar; it was invented by Steve Vai!

 

• Snails have three nostrills

 

• Monkies are the next smartest thing next to humans!  NO, it isn't the dolphin.  Dolphins are just more trainable, so they SEEM smarter!

 

• If you combine the Blue Cap with the Green Cap it the Super Mario 64 game, you will make the "Ultimate Cap"! i

 

• If you stick a poodle dog into a microwave, it will blow up within thirty seconds!

 

• If you drive, eat, sleep, and pretty much live in your R.V., you might be a redneck!

 

• If you click the ad for the free plasma T.V. all you get is more popups, a screwed up computer, and NO Plasma T.V.!!!

 

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