1.
There is a man who goes swimming in a lagoon. His penis gets bitten off by a snapping turtle. The peramedics come
and are ready to help him, but the man refuses to come out of the lagoon until they find his penis.
2. A man has two
daughters, 15 and 16. He suspects his neigboor (who is a man) is watching his daughters while they take their showers,
because the lawn chair in the backyard of the girls is always moved almost every night. To find if the neighboor is
using the chair, the father ties one end of fishing line to the end of the chair leg, brings the reel inside, and sets it
on the kitchen counter. Just after the girls start taking their showers, the reel drops and starts to move toward
the back door (toward the backyard). The man was sent to jail.
3. A man who uses
an electric weel chair was drunk and found by the cops. He was charged with "operating a motorized vehicle while inder
the influence" and was givin a three month suspension from motor vehicles, and a suspended two month jail sentance.
4.
A woman bought some crack rock from a drug dealer. The woman goes home to smoke it when she findes that it doesnt taste
right. She said it just tasted like baking soda. She goes to the police and tells them about how she was ripped
off. The police take the "baking soda" crack rock and test it. It was really cocane. The woman was arrested,
and she never got her money back, and the dealer waan't caught.
I will have more "Germany or Florida!" when I hear more
good ones!
